If you give a quilter an icecream cone

Along the line of the children's books, I will now tell you the tail of the Tigerton show...

If you give a quilter an ice cream cone in Fond du Lac, it will not last to West Bend. If you wake a quilter before dawn, she will drive north on US45 and get lost a couple times. While she's lost, she'll try not to hit two deer but she will enjoy the sunrise over Lake Winnebago. If she finds her way to Clintonville, she will order iced coffee from Mickey D's because Starbucks hasn't made it there yet. If the quilter gets to the quilt show before it's open for vendors, she might take a little nap in her car. :-) If you ask the quilt shop owner to give a hand quilting demonstration, she will be glad to, but she won't sign autographs. If you feed a quilt shop owner a tuna salad sandwich for lunch, she might be hungry by 4pm. When the shop owner packs up her things at the end of the show, she will say ta-ta on her way out the door. When she turns out of the parking lot, she will drive less than a 1/4 mile to buy a grilled cheese sandwich at the BP on US45. If you give a quilt shop owner a map, she might not get lost a 2nd time driving south on 45 in Fond du Lac, but if she does...just give her ice cream at the DQ on south 45.